his million complaints

tell me, which do you pity more? the wrecked badminton racket? or the dead squashed baby lizard? or my mommy sleeping in her room cos i screamed out loud and i smacked it uber hard? I asked myself the same thing and the only answer i could offer myself was that i pity my old racket. it goes way back to the year 1996. and my sis had been recently using it for her badminton get-togethers for the past few weeks. but all of that has changed with thanks to a friendly baby lizard. i think i smacked it for like more that 15 times. or double that. i recall taking a long time to recover from that shock. in the first place, the lizard has got no right to be next to my laptop. that was freaky *tihs in the first place. so please, no more random icky *tihs in my room cos i have no more weapon to spare. *shit

what really happened? i thought it would be a great idea to piece up toys again. so i headed on down to Sunshine Plaza (as recommended by a fellow recruit) to look at a particular shop that basically survives by selling gundam and only gundam toys. i must confess, i dont even watch the series. i just happened to play the game via psp. maybe thats how i felt the relativity to the characters. so anyhows, i managed to get a 1/144 scaled Mobile Ginn. costing at only $17.50. was extremely cheap compared to my old habit of collecting Megazords. and then after, i headed on down to Suntec [again.. cos i was at suntec before sunshine plaza in the first place] i read from a tipoff that theres a Sale at the lobby at Tower 2. indeed there was. so i got myself a 1/100 Chaos Gundam at $30. so i saved $18.52. am i starting a new collection? judging by the price, i think, Hell Yeah!

the day was fine i would say. blew $50 on things i never knew i would be addicted to. the only self excuse i can give was that it was on sale. so while you are viewing this, deep muziq has just finished creating Mobile Ginn. and as you continue reading this line, deep muziq is busy piecing up Chaos Gundam... i'll share my story once i've completed with this plastic toys soon...

i am in for a whole lotta trouble. my period of Attend C is till this Friday 2000hours. I am supposed to book in to tekong then. but the whole company will be doing their 24km route march and will be booking out on Saturday. see i wasn't given clear final instructions. and the sirs did think it would be silly to book in on Friday cos I'll be on Status Day 1 on Saturday. therefore, i shall take the risk and not go back to camp tonight. Wednesday to Sunday does seem like a long weekend for me. my whole body's aching right now. and hell, do you know what we go through there just before we Pass Out? the big day is on Dec 10 by the way. after that, another block leave from Dec 11 to 22! and only then, will i no longer be a recruit... grrr

my sister found my old morpher. yay me. and now, i am starting to collect gundam model kit. with thanks to all the gundam games i've been playing on PSP. i think we as soldiers, we have sampled almost every game created for PSP. which is rather interesting. and now, everyone (chinese soldiers only) are addicted to the random Bleach game. bahhh... i am still sticking to Gundam Seed my sis is stuck on 50Cents Bulletproof game... "don't mess with 5o cents" my sis hollered out loud while intensely playing.....

here's my 16km memento. something to help me remember the pain of it all. and i am glad i am missing this friday's 24km.

38.6 degrees. fell ill during my confinement on saturday slash sunday. and i didnt feel awesome. so i went to report sick on Monday. but i think i looked normal and active when i saw the Medical Officer thus, i only got 3days Att B (attend B). light duties for 3 days actually. i was rather pissed and still not feeling good. and i thought taking a bit more medication could make me better. so i ate an undisclosed amount of pills. and i felt better the next day. but i think the effects worn off by wednesday. so i went to report sick again. finally, i went to see the MO looking pathetic and useless. "so do you wanna go home?" and yes. i am on ATT C. 3 days MC till Friday. that means 5 days cos i am not going back on a bookout day anyway. yay me. plus an additional Excuse Smoking for 2 weeks till 121208 but. i'll miss the important IPPT, so its as good as i have failed it. i'll miss 24km route march..yay! but i cant leave home. they might ring my home phone. grr

so where was i when it was my sister's birthday? in fact, i didnt even realize that it was her birthday already till i made a call home. so really, where was i? in fact, i wasnt even at vivo. and it has never rained whenever i am there. but yesterday night was different so where was i? i was serving my confinement in tekong. stuck there with a few others. and i fell ill. with temperature rising to 38.2 degrees this cold morning. and so i reached home at 1030 today. and so i have to reach PSR by 1755 today. and while serving my confinement, i wanted to blog a whole lotta stuff. but now that i am here. i am just not motivated enough. highlights.. -dance i/c so i was made the dance i/c for the Games Day. and i was the FS (fitness specialist) for the day. teaching them boys aerobics -tug of war and so i was roped in to pull rope for the Games Day -16km route march and so the reward was a KitKat and random nightsnacks. but most of all. i cried. cos i nearly died. i was havin' a bad

"we should do this more often" mad said. "dude, we're always here" i replied. "and it has never rained each time we're here at the rooftop" i added "ya!" deane answered "...even though its the monsoon season." i trailed note to self slash everyone. when chillin' out, bring something that can ease your mind. like a cup of CoffeeBean/Starbucks, or Nescafe Mocha or a pack of Ciggy and a bunch of friends who have no idea of the future like you. join me if need be. its relaxing.

finally. found his album. he's that one hit wonder. the guy who brought "Crazy" in 2003. and he's back with his sophomore album. so yes, another R&B singer that's on heavy rotation on my iPod then. Cheers.

There was once a happy couple, Matt and Jolene. They've been married for 8 years and have been blessed with a beautiful daughter, Mary Jane, who's 7 years old now. Matt works as a managing director for a bank while Jolene is full-time housewife. Things were going smooth for their happy marriage until news of Matt having an affair got to Jolene's ears. Matt's mistress, Claire, urged that Matt should leave his wife. So, Matt came home to Jolene and brought up the idea of a divorce. He even had the lawyer's letter prepared already, pending Jolene's confirmation signature. They were discussing in their dining room while their daughter was busy watching the telly. Jolene said, "I would agree to sign the divorce proceedings but on one condition. For the next one month, before work, I'd request of you that you'd carry me in your arms from my bed to the door to see you off. And before going to bed, I'd request of you that you'd carry me in your arm

welcome to pulau tekong. the island where many self discoveries are made. where many boys change into what they call men. where E3212 REC ADAM B MD calls home for the past 5 months. the journey to be in the infantry was excruciatingly challenging. be it for the mind and the body. its the place where i realized that i lost all my mainland contacts. the walk of fame. like eee. that was me? uber sick. well, Shawn would be walking there again on Jan 28th, Lionel is already in. most of you boys will walk that famous path i tell you. so thats how my bed's supposed to look like. neat and tidy. well, my bedsheet is usually tight and firm. no problem with that. its my own little private space where i'd just lay down and listen to my ipod or play my psp. and when i am really bored, i just look up at the ceiling fan and watch it spin. as they said, 'its not what you leave behind, its what you'll gain in the days ahead'

here's a hello from macau? started out with a random 'i can't find my mike'

yes, indeed i happened to catch all of the episodes to Diddy's (formerly P.Diddy / Puffy / Puff Daddy) Making The Band 4. i thought i wouldnt be so caught up in their muziq. their journey was tough indeed. and the result? 4 lean hot bods and 1 chubby teddybear. that teddy [big mike] did lose a whole lotta weight in the series. and they call themselves Day 26. cos that's when they were formed officially. their tracks are on heavy rotation while im in tekong. so if you got 4 minutes to spare and if you're interested to listen to an urban 'N Sync, then press play. of course, they can sing and dance. thats how they roll and i think they're dope and worth the listen. if not, then thanks for readin anyways. hoho. Since You've Been Gone Got Me Going yups.

KEEP STILL THERE! good morning readers... permission to carry on readers... thank you readers. AT EASE! ____________________ we were route marching along Tekong Highway. donned in our long 4, LBV jacket, and our field pack that's about 18kg+/- i had double layer of socks and handiplasts on to prevent potential blisters. but. there was more to that. i started getting abrasions at around the 7km mark. it was burning. 'burning my balls' as we'd say it. so at the 10km mark, i told my buddy, dominic. "dom, i wanna cry already. can i fall out now?" he looked me in the eyes with slight pity and that 'ouh, i am tired as well but i have to motivate you' kinda look. "no adam, we're almost there" i felt the first tear in my eye. so much for being a soldier but my balls were really burnin' up i tell you. and upon reaching our company line, i was the first in my platoon to run and fall in. talk about desperation. so there it was, our 3.5 hours of

viral video. just spreading the love. "HAHAHAHAHA. it's been awhile since i literally LOLed on the internet!" - zul-

do you know how pleased i am to be back. actually i am not that excited anyways. i just thought that that statement would be welcoming for a blogpost starter. WOW. i am in mainland on a weekday [again] apparently, i was told that CMPB claimed i didnt do the 2hour IQ test thingy 11months ago. so now, i am back in singapore to do that test [again]. and then after that, i'll be back offshore. and on Friday, Eagle coy will be the only company to bookout and watch the SAF vs HOME United match. bahhh... but bookout is the main draw. SOC and hmmm. i failed SOC (standard obstacle course) today. my right wrist is faulty anyway. grrr. as usual. GARETH saw GARETH this morning at tekong havin' his NON-HALAL LUNCH. i must admit, i've been keeping my eyes peeled. i was looking out for him. its been weeks but to no avail. only till this morning when i wasnt on the lookout for GAR GAR. i saw this bald boy with pimples on the face. i focused my sight on that boy and realised. "O

nice brolly mmm the foreground, my comfort zone. mmm mmmmmargh me and my listening device mmm... (clockwise: shaz, nurul, aisyah, mdm salbiah, azza, syifah, deane, dm, naz) sailed through deane's multiply and saw this. 2004-ish i think. sure brings back memory. didnt we promise one another we'll be friends long time? here's a finger to that. __

welcome to eagles. "back then. nobody took you people seriously. like whoa, who the fat guy? but by the time you guys Pass Out from here, people would wanna talk to you. you will see the difference." the original 2005 the real 'before' the late 2006 adam. humongous. was that really me? farque, what i ate? i don't wanna talk to him. who looks horrible. like a sloth. a huge sloth. get away from me bitch. who the farque you think you are? you worthless piece of shieyt. the period of time where i didnt camwhore. hmmm. i wonder why. i love doing this. hell, there's a lotta things i love doing. and this is one of them. if you were an avid reader, there was one post in March 08, where i'd say goodbye to the 2008 adam. i'm tryna say goodbye to that lazy muthafarquer. lazy to run, exercise, diet, keep fit. sheesh. that's not me. that's ugly. so goodbye fats, hello anorexia. nah. just enlisted. man do i look depressed. i think that uniform was 1 week old

so there it was. i knew deane wouldnt be too comfy at first. haha. but there it was. they met. we sang. we chilled. so the rest are booking in today. while i am still here relaxing my ass off. i deserve it. IPPT is easy. [overstatement of the year] and here's my name tag that i just bought from the army market. its for my new no.4. No. not the new pixel patterned one. just that i bought a new set of the camou no4. the amazing thing is that my original issued uniform was XLXXL. then i realised, its way too big. so i tried the XL, LXL and finally L. now im wondering whether i can fit into the ML size. who knows, soon enough, M! yay. shawnrick, dhana and deane were nice enough to give up their time and chill at vivo. subway was dope as well. really. other people the thing called love yeah, i think the comparison dont look too obvious. but compare China Pears with normal Pears. and now compare China Pears with Shawnrick. and there was a sparkle in dhana's eyes upon seeing this. sim

adam loves chris. dig that? 'everybody hates chris'

Now, tell me who don't love doing these random questionnaires at like 2am? At least i get to know me a lil better. like 0.2% more. give me more and i'll answer. 1. Who was the last person to call you baby? someone in 2000s. forgotten who. as if. hoho. 2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? i dont even use a cart. and did you know you can just slot in 20cents instead of a dollar? someone from Science Centre taught me that. 3. Alcohol or Cigarettes? Cigarettes. A puff is less guilty than a gulp. 4. Has someone ever sang a song to you? Astonishingly, no. They'll go like "naw, you should be the one singing" 5. Do you play Sudoku? Only back then when my laptop died. Sad i know. 6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive? Before NS, no. After NS, definitely no. 7. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you would do? make sure everyone's out safely. and then i shall wait inside. 8. Who was the last person you

off to army market off to v vo c t

so they increase the retirement age but they only hire the younger ones. its things like these that makes me consider of signing on with the SAF. work for them til like im 45. tsk tsk.

*edited* i love you all. weeeeees and the hohos

yay. i perspire woke up this morning at 0545hours. did my prayers and i felt uber hot inside. and immediately, whoosh. a nice cold shower. rightafter, a refreshingly cold apple at 0600hours. and i know why. cos i finished my 1 whole pack in 3 hours yesterday while having the barbecue. puffed while eating. puffed while bbq-ing puffed while doing chin-ups puffed while push-ups puffed while cycling puff while everything. stress was basically an excuse. SBS 888 G on svc 11. [in fact, the only bus on 11.] another me day. of course. i do get tired from working offshore. i kinda lack time for myself. so there i go. it was supposed to be a Eunos therapy but it evolved into a Bedok therapy. so this was the 'boring to you', 'fun for me' agenda for the day @ Lor 1 Geylang Terminal 985 BB-CCK 67 CCK-BDK 33 BDK-LOR1 985 LOR1-BB that took me around 4h30mins. after that, dad and mommeh got me and hammy-d some grilled chicken foldover and a filet'o and a box of van houten choco