his million complaints

lazy to carry on

heading back to camp. and the post accident in my convoy is still affecting me big time...

Science always had a flaw. a flaw not many know of. prior to purchasing her, i'd read online on forums on how bad her flaw was. and as i'm typing this, i'm feeling her pain. even though i just updated her brains, her flaw still stood out, bad. basically, she can't multitask. she cant type well whenever her touchpad is enabled. its like she can't take it when someone's stroking her. she can only do one thing at a time. so i have to disable her touchpad. and i thought that today, i managed to save her from her lacking. after not turning her on for like at least 3 months, i went online via Science. simply cos my sister brought along Maths to school. i managed to find the latest update for her touchpad dated July 2008ish. installed, rebooted, installed, rebooted and voila. temporary healing. so i opened up the notepad application and typed down my song. i was overjoyed knowing that i healed her. only to come to disappointment when i tried to backspace all the way. o

i knew of someone who used to blast her mulan soundtrack from her fujitsu(i think so) laptop. ahhh good times

and how about this, an A Cappella version of the all-time well known hit, Pokerface. A Cappella anyone? we could start a whole new group. i would need some tenor, baritone and bass. interested please apply. k thanks. bye. and tell me, who said A Cappella can't be interesting? my 2010 resolution? lets start a group and win the 2010 Singapore's A Cappella competition. (if it still exists that is) you'd be missing out if you dont end up clicking play on this video below. who knows, it might brighten up your day/night. and you might even find yourself enjoying the clip, for i am never wrong in this.

if you're here in search of an interesting read, then i am sorry to disappoint you. i'm just gonna embed some 'nice' vids that i came across on 'tubes. i may be outdated on this one.. but who's counting? i was pissed at singaporeans and this was what i ended up with. the Singapore Complaints Choir. now this choirboy wouldnt mind joining that. :) and ya, local authorities not allowing them to perform in public?? bahh to that. and then there's this rojak man from Penang, i think. i kinda had a tinkling, orgasy feeling watching this man slice. especially the slow grind with the potato. lovely. ouh, and before i was introduced to thosai when i was like 8, i so loved rojak lah. living in my former block 271 #04-160, with a huge hawker place at the void deck, selling dope rojak, prata and otah. mmhmm. those were the former glorious days... i'm hungry. i think i'll get me some Alif's Nasi Lemak prior to booking-in to camp tomorrow. we'll see. that i

me having the blood of an RP student decided to do a research on dreams. and then i deviated to a land far far away. and this is the souvenir that i managed to get along the way. enjoy this one. this was where i got the pic. top 20 worst tattoos.... (click click) now i can safely say that, my fear for that 'thing' had automatically increased by a thousand fold.

"you're so worth my single last minute vote" let's just say, i had the power. so why not utilise it. it wasnt monetary, just common courtesy. in the end, i like to imagine that i was that solitary important vote. the one vote sittin on the fence. the moot point between this and that. so next time people, vote. don't say 'no' cos you feel like you're too mature and you'd seen through all this scam and trickery. do it cos you wanna release that inner child in you, to freely express your choice. just like any other kid. s t o p a c t i n g y o u r a g e.

while i walk around singapore these few days with my hoodie on, there's this soundtrack that keeps looping in my head ever since i first heard it. a song called 'Hoodie' by omarion. when i first heard of the song, i was like "WTF? a song about his hoodie?" and now im like bumpin' to that joint. so here's the video in which he dedicated to MJ. a lil' of all the Bad and Beat It elements. not too much, just the gist of it. why you should watch it? maybe cos of the dance. maybe cos of the elements of MJ. no. i dont think those are good reasons. you should watch it cos his MOM is in the video lookin' good and dancing from 2:03 to 2:20. when my sis first saw his mom dancin and kissin' omarion's cheek, she was like "who's that girl?" and so ya. "i've got my 501 jeans on with my hoodie on, all white V-neck clean with my hoodie on..."

if you happened to see my maternal grandparents begging on the streets around Sultan Mosque every Friday, could you please tell them to come home? if not, at least donate generously if they're insistent on staying there. thanks one and all. and i'm not kidding

i just need 2888km more. simply put, it took me 5 and a half month to clock 4112km. and now i just need to clock 2888km in 5 and a half more months. current mileage. 2458/3500 Class 3 1654/3500 Class 4

quote of the year '09 "but its nonsense lah, the accident vehicle not in trouble but you guys are..." somebody said "wanting to charge us for making a wrong decision..." someone else replied. dope.

i hit my steering wheel with full force. and the first word that came out from my mouth was "FARQUE!..." if you asked me, that would be my second time stopping traffic along the expressway. second time to stand and walk around. no, it was not my vehicle. but part of my convoy. involved parties? 2 civilian cars and one of my trucks. i pity the car though. hitting us which is like rock solid. and i didnt even realise that this was a big deal. but it turned out to be that way. it went all the way up. not just to any major or whatever, but to the Chief up there. great.

i used to love him... i used to adore him when i was still a 7 year old. oh how i wanted to be like him. the red ranger from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. and i still remembered how Malaysia censored everything that's got to do with Morphin. they dont want kids to get confused with Morphine and Morphin. i so loved him... with all his "hiyaah!", "shik-hyaah!" antiques while dubbing all the Japanese Zyuuranger footage. actually, at that time i didnt know they were all dub. i thought they really were in the costumes and fighting their butt off... the old charming 1993 'Jason' that we used to know. but i all was lost through time... and below is the 34 year old Austin St John.

so if you were one day transformed magically into a 7-11 mascot, which one would you be? and why? and i know which one i'll be cos simply i'd been one before. and i know which one wass the most uncomfortable and which one was the most popular among the ladies. lemme tell you, in that pic, i was... Mr Softie. in fact he was the cutest and the most popular among all the rest. and he was the lightest and the easiest to dance in. thats for sure. look closely at softie's posture. look where his hands are? and lemme tell you, i bent 6o degrees down. so basically, i was bowing down all the time... that was the life, with a good pay

thailand done. next stop, taiwan

i love lenka. simple as that. the innocence and childlike qualities that she delivers through her every video. lovely. ahh, milf and milswanca? gottit from How I Met Your Mother. the genius of that from Barney Stinson. we sure know that milf stands for 'mothers i love to farque' and that awesome milswanca stands for 'mothers i love to sleep with and never call again' ahh, back to more spongebob then.

"What are you doing?" Shamer asked me during our Design & Technology class. the year was 2004, our senior year. and whatever we wanted to do, we had to do it fast for it will never be the same again when you're looking back on your secondary school life in like say 10 years time. "i'm gonna flash this during our informal (class)photoshoot" i replied "ey, good idea! i also wanna do" and so he did. __________________________ *flash* formal photo *flash* informal photo 1 "how?" shamer asked "oh yes!" i took that piece of simple paper out from my left pocket. "everyone, don't look at the camera!" someone shouted from the background. "perfect" i thought to myself. and then next thing i know, *FLASH* ___________________________ 5 years later, here i am, 6 months to ORD, a PTE TPT SUP (5TON IC), pushing myself to get dressed so that i could head down to bugis and watch (3SG)Gino, (3TON IC) perform for the da

as i was booking in. i somehow managed to end up at the site. i missed 174 to take me to boon lay, so, since... wait. you know what? i don't really wanna write about this. the shock has calmed itself. i need to focus. and yes, i just drove a Ford Focus. from Jurong to Seletar to Changi Naval Base to Sembawang and back. so yes. i need to focus

cos apparently, this was what the Death's Time application on Facebook predicted as to when and how Afiq would have died. Car Accident in 2029 at 0532hours. but it predicted exactly 20 years too late. i feel funny just posting this up here. see, even syaffiq 'like'd it and even poked fun. did i mention i dont feel easy posting this. im getting the goosebumps. al-fateha.

so someone asked me, "anymore new vlogs?" hah. i knew the day would come when someone would ask me about those senseless entertainment. they love watchin me acting a fool fo'shizzy. but then again, i myself am a sucker for vlogs. i love watching vlogs. its raw. its fresh and it opens up your mind whenever lonesome at night. especially from this girl who's channel is called Community Channel. and i myself anticipate with excitement for her new vlogs to be available for viewing every 3 days as she had promised us. ahh, and look at how many youtube awards she's gotten. nice. so whatever happened to mine? somewhere. though i realised my vlogs garnered more interest than my blogpost, im still not impressed. haha. so old time blogs it is. and here i am, waiting for Community Channel. :) and here she is with her latest episode! "I WILL"

sweet. this bus fan got this one brought in from Hong Kong. presenting the pretty Scania K310UD with Salvador Caetano body 1/76 scaled toy mode and this is the real thing.

im rushing this post cos i'd had this sense of déjà vu coming over me. i remember having this dream months back. i dreamt i was replying to a tag on my tagboard. while typing, i was staring at the picture i just posted. i woke up and was wondering why i posted an old hillgrove pic in my dream. so now i know why. i think : ) a bus fan made that and posted it online.... funny cos usually my déjà vu are bus related. not things like these. oh well. guess what, tomorrow i'll have to book in. but this time, guess i wont get to bump into my neighbour. miss you bro. no more time for blogging. more time for working... pic of the day! the 2007's version of 185 yeah right. i love seeing double deckers serving 185. especially this Leyland Olympian here. 185 was my childhood bus of course. was one of those daily buses i took as a kid. wow. in the late 80s and early 90s, when i was already born, service 185 used to travelled from Choa Chu Kang - Shenton Way. in 1993, the latter was amend

enlarge pic to see my head managed to find my old rugby photo. we were supposed to fold our arms and look real scary and aggressive. looking out the window, i can see your lights are on. i guess your family have yet to turn in. im wondering how they're feeling right now without you. if i think i'm saddened by your sudden departure, your family must be more distraught than me. and the late afiq is there. sitting far left in the picture. this picture speaks a million and one words, so i shall leave it at that...

woke up this morning. showered and all. routines. got to facebook. someone i used to know, or should i say, someone whom i was once romantically linked to for a brief period of time chatted me up. into the convo, she asked me a rather peculiar question. "do you like cupcakes?" now, the thing about me is, its almost a known fact that i have this great dislike for cakes and its little brothers and sisters like cupcakes and all. so played it cool and replied. "cupcakes! i had that in thailand for breakfasts" in which was true. "but i can only make chocolate cupcakes" at this point of time, i didnt know what to say. i mean, how do i tell her that i hate cakes? "well, chocolate is the best flavour for cupcakes. other flavours taste like... ok la... like that la" what was i thinking. how humiliating. blah blah blah, and then soon after, she told me she's gonna be making cupcakes and she'll pass it to me later. she'll PM me when its done. so

...than that means sex is lust fulfilled "i wanna go back to camp and work"

in hillgrove secondary, everyone knew everyone. such a small community with many unique characters calling that their second home. so its not surprising for me to know that the news travelled fast. and as i read about how their ex girlfriends felt knowing the news. it must be painful. so them crying would be normal. someone they love. wow. i cant handle that feeling. and dont ask me why i didnt attend the funeral, cos i partially did. have a look. many attended their funerals, i watched from my window. the crowd were there, ex-hilly and all. from where i stood, i recognised many familiar faces. many witnessed their burial, them having their graves side by side to each other. true best friends indeed. many have asked me whether i knew how it happened. i feel today's paper has the answer. for me, syaffiq's death definitely came as a shock, but afiq's death had a greater impact on me. cos, first, i didnt expect him to be there at the site. second, afiq lived across my block. a

i love ballads. i'm a balladeer. when i write songs and melodies, its always a ballad first. but when it comes to ballads, i love those really melodic and those stick-to-the-head type. and thats why "You Don't Have To Be Alone" would be my all-time favourite Christmas tunes. its about being lonely on Christmas.... so yeah... i love JC's compositions. enjoy. ooh, JC's voice = super melts. yummy.

oh my gosh. at 0314hours. i was jumping for joy. i finally managed to find that one particular 'Nsync song. a song entitled "You Don't Have To Be Alone" from the 'How The Grinch Stole Christmas' movie soundtrack. the one i sang during my Secondary 2 Talentime. i got third in that. i managed to recover that song in 2005. it was in this CD with aditya. in that CD was also our dance track for our performance we used to jiggle our asses off. so yeah. and then in 2007, i sold off my mp3. my creative zen vision:m 30gb. and inside it was that song, "You Don't Have To Be Alone". its a christmas song, thus its rarity. i thought i could find the song in store or on the net. but that proved fatally wrong. hunted it since till now in 2009. only now, i managed to find it. i came across this torrent. the comments were negative, saying its a fake and all. so i took a leap of faith, got it, played it. and i shrieked!! thats the end of a 2 year hunt...

and this is the view from outer space. look what global warming has done to this planet. the reduced number of clouds, the barren land. save the planet. all the trees no longer there. the dried up rivers. i can only see the trail it left. this desert looks rather sad. actually, that's what's happening on my sister's back. she's having chicken pox. apparently one of the kids at the childcare just recovered from the sickness. not fully recovered mind you. i think the parent cant wait to dump the kid there and head for work. so this is hammy-d's second encounter with the chixy pox. and she no likey. i want it transferred to me so i can get a week MC and need not report to work. cool ya?

ok, so its been 24 hours since you left us. 21hours for afiq. azizah managed to bump into something. something that left us both caught in the centre. the epicentre of all emotions. after watching this video of syaffiq, i was left undecided on whether to laugh, smile, cry or feel proud that i knew of such a colourful character. a character once so lively, now no longer alive. "syaffiq. being syaffiq" -zeez the name itself, became an adjective to describe a unique and peculiar behaviour... i remember how silly he was during our rugby days. he was like uber active and full of life. in fact, everyone was. him and afiq, forever together. always. everywhere. during hillgrove days. when i first saw him in RP, i was like, "oh gosh, the clown is here to bring life to RP" and there you go. everyone loved him. but its all too painful now. seriously. goodbye dear pal.

come to papa. now, i know of this bus fan who travels to Hong Kong once every three months. and he helps us Singaporean bus fans get those bus models at no extra charge. thats good cos one is already quite pricey for such a small scale model. 1/76 to be exact. so thats basically around $60 per bus. older buses costs more because of its limited stock. just like one of the buses that i ordered from him. i think that specific one costs at least $80ish i placed 2 orders this time round. 1 for a Mercedes Benz 0305. Singapore actually had this model in the 90s. this bus ended its service in singapore in the year 2000. last known service it served was on 165 (Clementi - Hougang) and i placed another order of this MAN 24.350/Volgren CR221LD. simply cos of her brand name. MAN. my 5 tonners are all MAN, so it only makes sense that i have a MAN bus model to put in bunk. these are what's in the bunk 3 Volvo Olympians 1 Mercedes Citaro Rigid 1 Mercedes Citaro Articulated 1 Dennis Trident ALX400

i think this particular bakery had excess dough. and somehow, he or she thinks that a unique coloured bread could sell. looks like my mommy love these kinds of gimmicks. but i managed to down that black bun (it looks brown in the pic above) with the trusty aid of nutella. and its amazing to see the insides of this bun to be greyish in colour. tsk. moving on. to the crux of the topic. my foot. after being trapped in my boot for too long, it developed a random itch. and bleeding became all so natural. it was slimy. but after my stint in thailand, it dried up and became better. no more itch. healing in progress... and i told my mom, "see. after goin' thailand, its ok already. my foot also needs a vacation" and she laughed uncontrollably.

aint that cute?! Gekirangers (a.k.a Power Rangers Jungle Fury) oh my, i'd been staring at that for a long time. so i decided to share it with you people out there. ok bye.

nice album cover? nice bod i should say. trey songz and his new release, "Ready" he looks ready all right. his songs are stuck in my head now. but its ok. its understandable. moving on ____ "you left your toothbrush in my bathroom but still i ain't throwin' it cannot bear to see you pictures in my room so i ain't goin in and i left you a thousand or more sms on the phone, no answerin baby girl i just keep on tryin'" -"Last Chance" d-fault dhana's in sri lanka now. makin' more muziq and stuff. i'm wishing him all the best and hope that he's fine. listening back to our songs, now i'm wondering. who wrote those lines above? i remember writing something about toothbrush, pictures and messages. i think its 50/50. gahh, i lost all my lyrics. thanks to both Science and Maths malfunctioning on different days. had to reboot their brains. so they're now quite innocent and clean. bleah, all my compositions. all gone.

you know i hate it whenever this kind of instructive and forceful phrase appears onscreen. cos i'd have to interrupt my sequence and focus on the new task given. and usually, this kind of things either go sideways or no where. sideways usually means something bad. cos it'll deviate my flow. SyilahVonnith [MSV][SVN] says: omg! read this phatieyn_orange says (1:47 AM): *syaffiw from 4E4 just passed away **syaffiq SyilahVonnith [MSV][SVN] says (1:48 AM): *omg *serious? what happened? phatieyn_orange says (1:48 AM): *bike accident SyilahVonnith [MSV][SVN] says (1:48 AM): *today? phatieyn_orange says (1:48 AM): *yupp *just deep muziq says: read what!!!!? syaffiq..... hmmmm who? SyilahVonnith [MSV][SVN] says: hahaha erm deep muziq says: alaaa... i need pic SyilahVonnith [MSV][SVN] says: the thin tall guy in my class last time the irritating noisy one he was in rp also i got no pic la deep muziq says: hmmmm rp! to go and give my final respects or should i go cycling and then sleep? se

oh ya, fun fact about me a few years ago on a particular saturday in 2005. i took 113 bus rides. within 9 hours. beat that.

even their McDeez is better than that of ours. bigger and better and slightly cheaper..... and look. he's more polite-er than in singapore. in singapore, he just direct you in and demand you to spend money on delicious double cheeseburgers that i cant get enough of. oh, did i mention, thailand's having triple cheeseburger.... and broccolli and cheese pie.... and they have a permanent samurai pork burger.. so rest assured to all my muslim brothers and sisters. you may not eat there. HAHA but it was delish nonetheless

Maths and Science dont seem to be clicking it too well. Science nowadays is underutilised whereas Maths is clocking long hours on the net. seriously, i need to head to Acer and resurrect Science into her old glorious days. *Science is in the foreground while Maths is otherwise. like really, if Science were to leave this world, i'd have to get another lappy. and i'd name her English instead. and if you ask me how many times we use the name Maths and Science on our lappy? i'd say everyday cos its in their password anyhow. if the name English's not nice??? if not English, then i'd call her History.

wow. a bike outside my door. like how did it get there? i don't recall seeing it there. must have been mistakenly placed there. oh wait. that is our bike. my dad/my bike. if im not wrong, someone sold it to my dad for like what? thirty bucks? right on. and i am so in the mood to ride it tomorrow. seriously. i am in the mood. well, for now at least. ________ i recall that particular day when i was like in secondary 4. me, deane, mad and shifty had just finished class. so we decided to head home and get our bikes. so we did and we met up at around Bukit Batok. shifty lived the furthest, Marsiling, so he cycled far to meet us. and off we went. Journey to the Heart of Singapore. Orchard Road. off with our mountain bikes, pedal after pedal. sweat trickling all over. the muziq from my discman playing in my ears. and so we reached Youth Park. and we were like... "now what?" i asked. "i'm thirsty. got money?" shifty asked "i only got 6o cents" i declared h

They got fake ice around their necks, i've got gotchi. Beat that...

this picture brings back good memories. but then again, it was taken earlier this year. say like april-ish? and like oh my gosh, on our convo yesterday, i realised we havent watched a movie together. ever. and sorry i turned you down, i would really love to watch new moon with ya but i've got issues. haha. i need to search for tamagotchis and (old) digimons. need. not a want. and this one's stuck in my head.. one of my originals written in like 2007. i forgotten its title and melody and was trying hard to remember while in thailand. so throughout my 3 weeks there, you could have caught me hummin and hummin there over and over and over again. but lucky for me, on my return, i knew who to ask. dhana. got to know the title was di mana cinta. as in where is the love. speaking of which, may you have a safe flight there bro. come back with more muziq. and may the record label be kind to you. verse1 di mana cinta they no longer have it sold di mana cinta one could free the feel so co

ok, x26. i have you in my bunk, in my cupboard. cute. ok, done with intro. now this was what happened while i was on off. it was just the day after my touchdown. i finally was home and got to chillax. when suddenly my phone rang. and so i picked up and this was how it went down. "hello?" dm "hello? is this Adam?" random guy "yeah why?" dm "ya, i'm calling from Jurong MOS. this morning you booked in MID 2XXXX and there was no wheelchoke." random guy demanded "i don't know, i just came back fro....." i got cut off, he interrupted me aggressively "..and then MID 2XXXX and 2XXXX is not at XXXXX. we went around looking for it but couldnt find it" random guy said, full of gusto and morbid confidence "look, lemme repeat what i just said, i just came back from Thailand, i'm not in camp. so i dont know" i retaliated "oh erm so..." random guy tried to mumble when i interrupted "you go look for my o

Singapore's showing Jungle Fury. US's already done with that and is now showing RPM. so what's after RPM? Disney decided that a re-run of their 1993 original Mighty Morphin Power Rangers would be an excellent idea. well, i dont mind watching re-runs actually. especially when their old Megazord and Dragonzord and Ti(gh)tanus are gonna be on sale again. phew. in my whole life, i had 3 of those Megazords. but never at the same time. y'know whut'i mean? ____ ok, now that im done with my usual lame random intro, i can delve into the crux of the matter. i'mma head dive straight. now. the person i once used to be can just disappear within an instance. and yeah, you should know i'm nice and i refuse to show my temper, less you beg me to show you. in which it did happen before back a few years. and im surprised. i have no power. im not stern. they be steppin' all over my head. but when pushed to the limit and when something foul comes out from my trap, they be sh

the only way to make a bang after being hush hush for a while? releasing a catchy hit single from your new album. just like what ne-yo did with "closer". but nothing in the album sounds like closer after that. its all lovey dovey. remember that mario guy who sang that chart busting "Let Me Love You" written by Ne-yo and the gang. well, he's back with a formula. a catchy first single off his new album (D.N.A), and having guest rappers on that track. not 1 but 2. Gucci Mane and Sean Garett. here it is. Mario with "Break Up". produced by Bangladesh (the one who made Lil Wayne's A Milli) so it's in my head now.

i'm still awe-ing.... i want. i'm gonna get. that's always been my motto. the only catch?? i'd have to wait a while to save my moolah. :) and also to wait for it to arrive on our shores by some sort of random magic.... getting washed up on our shores, all sandy.... delivered by the sea to the hands of me.... the orange sunset as i strolled.... and me stumbling upon it.... one after another..... urgh, i'm daydreaming.

ok, here goes. my sister did her birthday present wishlist on her blog. and she managed to get most of it.. seriously. so i'm gonna take a leap of faith here and hope this things will either be in my hands by christmas or on my birthday. someway or the other, i know i'll get it myself. i managed to ask one of my men to order this for me online on ebay. its an antique if you ask me. a rarity. this was when the former SBS celebrated their 25th anniversary. so it should be around 1998. its been eleven years already. there's 6000 pieces of these worldwide. and this former SBS model got delivered to london under Metroline (Singapore based company) Comfort Delgro (father of SBS Transit) is the 2nd largest bus company in the whole world. now i need this. and the only way to get it is of course ebay. which means paypal. grrr. and there's only 1,900 pieces worldwide. super sentai. there was a long pause. and now i still need ebizou origami. not forgett