i'm more fly than monkeys
well, as mentioned, the Transport Supervisors are undergoing our driving course. and thats good, no doubt. but, during the course, we are mixed with the Drivers. and thats not good.
cos its like taking a first good look at the future men under us.MATs. why?not only they're sloppy but they're all potential candidates to get charged for Insubordinance.disrespectful to all seniors, instructors and the enciks.
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"before you say anything, take a good look in the mirror. who are you? what is your rank? who am i?" our Highway Code instructor was kinda pissed at them monkeys.
"..shit!" the monkey's first word.
"who said that? you!"
"no no, i said 'shit' my red ink no more" the monkey's first statement
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"its ok, these people dont wanna learn. future roadsweepers and cleaners. the rest with degree and diplomas can become supervisors and managers." our instructor said sarcastically
the monkeys were groaning and moaning out loud.
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and so today, was the day that had long anticipated for. Basic Theory Test.
Our instructor was taking our attendance when one of the Invigilator was seen to be carrying two heavy stacks of paper.My instructor then asked for 2 guys to help out but only 1 CHINESE national from CHINA helped. the rest, like me, didnt budge.
"Carry Balls." ('angkat buah'-a term commonly used in NS to describe one who suck up to seniors; literally it just means 'lifting one's testicle' one of the monkeys voiced out.
"Who was that? Come infront and say that to me." our instructor commanded
and then there was an awkward silence.
"The one who said that and hide behind is a Bastard." he continued.
"...and their Father, Mother die!" i echoed.
the silence remained.
"i say again, that person is a bastard" our instructor said
and the monkeys applauded
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mats are monkeys and monkeys are all the same.
cos its like taking a first good look at the future men under us.MATs. why?not only they're sloppy but they're all potential candidates to get charged for Insubordinance.disrespectful to all seniors, instructors and the enciks.
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"before you say anything, take a good look in the mirror. who are you? what is your rank? who am i?" our Highway Code instructor was kinda pissed at them monkeys.
"..shit!" the monkey's first word.
"who said that? you!"
"no no, i said 'shit' my red ink no more" the monkey's first statement
______________
"its ok, these people dont wanna learn. future roadsweepers and cleaners. the rest with degree and diplomas can become supervisors and managers." our instructor said sarcastically
the monkeys were groaning and moaning out loud.
______________
and so today, was the day that had long anticipated for. Basic Theory Test.
Our instructor was taking our attendance when one of the Invigilator was seen to be carrying two heavy stacks of paper.My instructor then asked for 2 guys to help out but only 1 CHINESE national from CHINA helped. the rest, like me, didnt budge.
"Carry Balls." ('angkat buah'-a term commonly used in NS to describe one who suck up to seniors; literally it just means 'lifting one's testicle' one of the monkeys voiced out.
"Who was that? Come infront and say that to me." our instructor commanded
and then there was an awkward silence.
"The one who said that and hide behind is a Bastard." he continued.
"...and their Father, Mother die!" i echoed.
the silence remained.
"i say again, that person is a bastard" our instructor said
and the monkeys applauded
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mats are monkeys and monkeys are all the same.
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